midnight-revelation:

thatpettyblackgirl:

Seems pretty damn accurate to me.

Google 1 

Trump 0

In other words, so many people have come to the general consensus that Donald Trump is an idiot that it actively affects Google’s algorithm which takes into account trillions of websites and web searches to try to match keywords with relevant images. This is a real world example of “If you look up x in the dictionary, you’ll find a picture of y” and the fact that the Republicans blame Google for “search results bias” instead of admitting that most people think that the current president is an idiot. That’s hilarious.

cryoverkiltmilk:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

geekandmisandry:

Alienate Nazis from your content. Make them feel like it is not for them and is explicit in working against them. Whatever ways we can make Nazis feel socially unsafe and unwelcome on the basis of being Nazis is a good deed done.

reminder that nazis aren’t allowed to enjoy my posts

Get the fuck off my blog if you’re a Nazi or a Nazi apologist or think that we need to reach out to them

hello-kitty-senpai:

Heres the thing you gotta understand about statistics. 

“Increases your chances by 80%” does not mean “there is now an 80% chance”. 

If your chances were previously 10%, your chances are now 18%, not 90%. 

if your chances were roughly 1%, they’re now just slightly less than 2%. 

thats how that works. 

the-knights-who-say-book:

tikkunolamorgtfo:

animatedamerican:

starlightomatic:

“mood” is basically the equivalent of “amen”

and now I am picturing an entire congregation solemnly intoning “big mood”

Baruch atah Adonai, Eloheinu Melech haolam,
shehecheyanu, v’kiy’manu, v’higianu laz’man hazeh BIIIIIG MOOOOOD

If I start laughing in the middle of Rosh Hashana services because I remembered this post I will blame all of you

cuddlingwithsatan:

hotcommunist:

last night I was denouncing some forgettable shitbag to my girlfriend and said “even the ground wouldn’t want him to rot in it” and was instantly projected into the body of a gnarled old irish woman 200 years ago, spinning thread and spitting on the ground as I bitch and look out to sea.

When you bitch so hard you astral project intobone of your past lives