local-disappointment-tm:

daily-bad-jokes:

My calculus professor was 16 minutes late to his first class, 8 minutes late to his second, and 4 minutes late to his third.

At this rate, he’ll never be at class on time!

For the people who don’t understand the pun:

8 is 16 / 2, and 8 / 2 is 4. And assuming the pattern is /2 or x1/2, it will never reach 0 because you can’t have double of nothing.

sugonese:

honestly knowing a fellow kinnie irl is so fucking WEIRD because we’re both so painfully aware of the awful kinnie community and we both make self-aware jokes at how funny the serious kinnies are and yet. the words “you cant choose who to kin of fucking course” are spoken and i honestly question who i am

The kin chooses the wizard, Mr Potter

fuck-truscum:

Bruh if you misgender someone because you don’t think they’re “really trans”

You’re what’s wrong with the community.

Misgendering anyone is fucking transphobic it doesn’t matter who you misgender or whether you’re trans yourself.

Misgendering people is fucking transphobic.