the ‘$1000 to go to Hawaii’ bride, the ‘I bought a $99 polygraph on amazon’ lady, or the ‘why was $200 so huge’ birthday girl
a lot of people seem to be confused and think the hawaii bride and the polygraph lady are the same but they’re actually 2 separate people so here’s all 3 in one go
the “$1500 to go to hawaii” bride
Ms Polygraph Test
$200 birthday
bask in the unfiltered nonsense of it all
since someone mentioned this and I had forgotten, a last minute entry fighter: “Squire Sebastian” lady
I’ve always wondered why we can’t have our car’s wheels just all turn sideways to sidle into parallel spots. Like the Batmobile does in Batman Forever.
someone will be like “hey everyone i want to make a story with four protagonists” and everyone is like “is this homestuck?” homestuck didn’t invent stories
we always tell harry potter fans to read another book but i’m fairly convinced homestuck fans have never consumed or even heard of any media that isn’t homestuck
Homestuck takes so long to read that there is no time for its fans to consume other stories
Is now a bad time to mention I actually don’t hate this site? I hate the owners. Hate the staff. Hate the incompetence of whoever is in charge here.
But I love the site, love the format, love my mutuals, my followers and all of the amazing content creators here. I don’t know what I’ll replace this with if anything.
Yeah, regarding that suicide hotline post I reblogged: I genuinely worry, with the number of mentally ill people on this site trying to live with and/or ease their mental illness, that some of these people are going to get tricked by Scientologist anti-psychiatry propaganda. I mean, that’s how cults lure people in; they pick people who feel there’s something missing or wrong with their lives and take advantage of them by claiming to have the solution to all their problems.
I’ve joked in the past about “What if the Church of Scientology got a Tumblr?” but there’s a part of me that’s worried that there are Scientologists on Tumblr trying to spread dangerous misinformation about mental health.
I hope that part of me is wrong.
UPDATE: So, uh, turns out a branch of $cientology technically HAS made Tumblr blogs. Several of them. If you see any blogs promoting a drug rehab facility called “Narconon”, please be aware that they ARE associated with the Church of $cientology, and they have a rather troubling history: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narconon
Aside from the one I live in… 4 if you count England and Wales as separate countries, 3 if you don’t. But I’ve only been to France for Disneyland and a school trip, and Spain and Bulgaria for beach holidays, so I haven’t exactly seen a lot of any of these places. Aside from the school trip they were all family holidays. I’m way too stressed out by the process of travel to go anywhere alone, even though as an adult I technically could. (I also don’t have money)
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