4 years later Regarding Twilight Sparkle is still the most deeply upsetting thing ever written by a human being and i’m not kidding when i say that i think about it almost daily
This is 100% not a joke when i say that i used to be a brony and i personally spoke to the author of this post and he is completely as deranged as he seems here
Every so often I think about this image and have a hearty chuckle
Anecdote about me, a clueless young asexual
I just remembered something which is now kind of amusing to me. It’s the fact that I knew about both p0rn and masturbation for a silly amount of time before I realised they were (usually) connected. I legitimately though people would just watch/look at p0rn and just be sitting there like *nods* “Yeah, that’s sexy all right” but not doing anything. I also thought people just sat around cranking one out while thinking about random unrelated shit. Maybe I’d grasped the idea that they might think about sex, but I didn’t make the connection with p0rn.
It wasn’t until I read some story in a women’s magazine* about someone’s husband having a p0rn addiction that I finally twigged that ‘oh… people jack off while they’re watching the p0rn’.
*My aunt had lots of trashy celeb gossip/weird real life stories magazines at her house which I’d read while we were visiting.
(Sorry for the spelling, I want to limit the amount of bots that find this post)
I really don’t understand why eating a banana is sexualised. And this isn’t just me being stupid or innocent – I completely understand why people eating things like ice lollies is considered sexy even though it does nothing for me. It’s vaguely phallic and you lick/suck it – not rocket science. But a banana? Sure it has the shape, but you bite it! Are people really out here getting hard thinking about someone fucking biting a chunk out of their peepee? I mean, it’s the internet, so someone somewhere probably is, but the banana thing is so widespread and just… Why?
every time i plug my headphones into my laptop i think about the time that it was so dark in my room that i shoved my headphones into the usb port and it made my laptop shut down
No snark, no smart assery, no douchebaggery today, just making sure you all know condoms are one time use only cuz this was a scary headline.
I feel like I need to share this story.
So, my grandmother used to work for child support and had to deal with a lot of interesting things. One of these stories is one she tells all the time because it just…it’s something.
So, there’s these two couples on a double date. They take one car, one couple in the front and the other in the back. Both couples want to have sex. I can’t remember which one it was but only one guy had a condom. The woman in the other couple was adamant that she wouldn’t do anything without a condom.
So how do deal with this? The one guy says when he’s done he’ll hand over the condom for the other guy to use. After the first couple is done the condom is handed over to the other. Second guy TURNS IT INSIDE OUT AND HAS SEX WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND.
Long story short, girl gets pregnant with the other guys kid.
Most people wouldn’t think of using condoms like this, but I bet there’s someone that would. Condoms are one use only. Don’t use them again or share.
(Not so fun) fact: I had a sex ed class in the 90s where I was literally told you can reuse condoms. This was a thing we were telling people at some point in time.
Even if you’re using a condom on a toy, don’t just leave it on there or reuse that condom later, either – even if it’s going back to the same place. Bacterial infections are real and unpleasant. And if you switch which partner is using a toy or which body part it’s being used on, switch condoms, ALWAYS.
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