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Anecdote about me, a clueless young asexual

I just remembered something which is now kind of amusing to me. It’s the fact that I knew about both p0rn and masturbation for a silly amount of time before I realised they were (usually) connected. I legitimately though people would just watch/look at p0rn and just be sitting there like *nods* “Yeah, that’s sexy all right” but not doing anything. I also thought people just sat around cranking one out while thinking about random unrelated shit. Maybe I’d grasped the idea that they might think about sex, but I didn’t make the connection with p0rn.

It wasn’t until I read some story in a women’s magazine* about someone’s husband having a p0rn addiction that I finally twigged that ‘oh… people jack off while they’re watching the p0rn’.

*My aunt had lots of trashy celeb gossip/weird real life stories magazines at her house which I’d read while we were visiting.

(Sorry for the spelling, I want to limit the amount of bots that find this post)

aceofsquiddles:

I was always a little suspicious of people claiming to have seen memes in their dreams, until last night I dreamt I logged into Tumblr and saw an image which said:

‘PLEASE don’t say:

  • Shrek
  • Eraserhead
  • Balls’

With ZERO explanation or context.

This is what it looked like:

I was always a little suspicious of people claiming to have seen memes in their dreams, until last night I dreamt I logged into Tumblr and saw an image which said:

‘PLEASE don’t say:

  • Shrek
  • Eraserhead
  • Balls’

With ZERO explanation or context.

What’s more pathetic?

  • A guy calling in to the radio to tell them the ‘interesting fact’ that adding your age to the year you were born gives you 2018
  • Me, alone in my car, ranting out loud about how that’s literally how age works and that this man has phoned in with not only the least interesting fact anyone could come up with but one which doesn’t even work for people with certain birthdays for at least 30 seconds.

Vote now on your phones!

Last night I dreamt that I couldn’t get to sleep because I was thinking about a scary episode of fucking Family Guy which I’d completely invented, and I was also too scared to get out of bed because I kept thinking whatever scary thing had got Peter Griffin was going to come for me. I eventually got my shit together, got out of bed (despite it being 3am), and went downstairs so I could watch Care Bears. That was my solution – to watch Care Bears until I wasn’t scared any more. My mum came down and made me food, despite it being the middle of the damn night, and then I woke up for real and was very confused.

Anyway the weird thing about all of this is how realistic the part about not being able to sleep was – I’m sure I went over and got the time off my phone in the dream, which is what I do when I wake up in the night. Why is this what I dream about?

I’ve been making fun of my mum by showing her pictures of anime characters when her hair gets messed up (so far I’ve done Phoenix Wright from Ace Attorney and All Might from My Hero Academia) and saying ‘this is you’, but today I decided to show her Karkat instead and it backfired because she said “I like that one. I want to be that.” So now my mum wants to be Karkat fucking Vantas. Great.