Not only does my mum randomly say the word ‘ligma’ instead of properly setting up the joke (and treats saying ‘ligma’ like that is the entire joke) but she also randomly adds an extra syllable so it ends up being ‘ligama’ or ‘sugama’… is she doing a fake Italian accent or something? *Mario voice* A-lig-a-ma balls-a!
Tag: personal
Today I saw a shirt with a fake pocket… in the men’s section. It’s spreading. No one is safe any more.
Bought myself a fucking 24 pack of sharpies because I have no self-control
All of these blogs… are me (full URLs and links under cut)
sopranos-get-high-without-drugs – singing blog
outer-space-aro-ace – asexual and aromantic stuff
ace-queen-of-arendelle – mainly Frozen but also general Disney
anakin-sleepwalker – Star Wars
acedetectivejugheadjones – Riverdale/Archie comics. Haha, remember Riverdale? What do you mean it’s still on?
prentissforpresident – Chaos Walking book series
incorrectreddwarfquotes – Self-explanatory
bisexual-peraltiago – Brooklyn Nine Nine
(squiddleprincess I kept in case I wanted my old URL back)
thesquiddlesquad – original character blog
It’s 2018, we beat our meat now, Megan.
My sister, after hearing me use the word ‘fap’
My dad, logging into a website completely normally: I’m in
Okay so I can now un-blacklist Ducktales but also I… broken?
Anyone else filled with inexplicable dread when a website addresses you by your real name?
Just found out my parents met because of weed
So, I just explained Rickrolling to my grandparents. What did YOU do today?
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