My degree certificate has come now, so I’ve got to take a selfie with it so I can post it as a comeback in case some dick online tries to tell me I suck at maths.
Tag: personal
There was something I forgot to write down right before I went to bed last night, and I just remembered it.
It’s fucking this.
“Spongebob
Spongebob
Spongebob
Spongebob
Spongebob
Spongebob
Spongebob
Spongebob
Spongebob
Spongebob
Spongebob
Spongebob
Patrick Patrick
Spongebob Spongebob Spongebob Spongebob Spongebob Spongebob Spongebob Spongebob Spongebob Spongebob Spongebob Spongebob
Patrick Patrick
Krabs, Mr Krabs, oh yeah Mr Krabs…”
All to the tune of fucking Badger Badger Mushroom.
When you can’t skate
Kid’s mom at the school where I volunteer: Oh here’s my son’s P.E. kit, he keeps trying to throw it away because he thinks he’ll get out of doing P.E.
Me: Oh okay, thanks
Me, internally: Big mood
Nothing like a nice friendly chat with an old uni flatmate
Human brain: Man, I like my new suit
Nerd brain: I’m Doctor Who
Adult milestone achieved: make a boring email address so you don’t have to spell out ‘squiddle’ to 40 year old Proper Adults™.
Was reading some of my old writing from like 2012 and…
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand The Leapfrog Team.
Plugged my phone in to charge but the battery was on 69% so I just said ‘nice’ and unplugged it again.
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