Fellow worker: Okay, now we’re all here, we can start the trade union meeting.
Me, looking at the sack full of onions I’d been hoping to swap: Oh, trade UNION meeting, that does make more sense.
Tag: such pun
0.75 seconds to get that, new record.
Oh, you’re British? Name 5 types of weather you’ve complained about.
This post is cursed; it started to hail as soon as I read it
All hail me and my excellent sense of humour
my Christmas gift to you guys is the best Cards Against Humanity combination ever
GET. OUT.
scientist after performing a dissection on an insect: and those are the organs that make your average house fly
me: flying houses are the norm now huh
this is so funny
terrible puns i’ve heard so far:
- william bakespeare
- william shakespliff
- much ado about puffing
- a midsummer night’s weed
please add to the list
hamlit
twelfth light
aceofsquiddles 